Concha o Culo

Hey dudes here's a little song I wrote inspired by mind numbing reggaeton and hanging out in Asuncion. Add a reggaeton beat and picture dancing girls with painted on hot pants

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Concha o culo
concha o culo
What is best for Julio?

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FUCK SUCK FUCK

Chinga su madre o chinga su padre
chinga su padre o chinga su madre
Fuck fuck fuck

Fuckyfucky...........

McPussies Galore

Alright dudes, I typed in McPussy on google images and this is what came up. Sorry if some of your lives have been changed in a negative way, but that's what you get for not posting.

Now onto the point. I need more McPussy pads, a lot more. McPussies abound in these parts. I could probably legitimately give out 5-10 a day. So Oso, if you can bring back a box. Just go to the super, and ask if you can buy them all. You'll need them too. Also, I'm getting worried about running out of Caroline soap. God that shit is good. I wish I would have bought a box of that too. Not only that, but after the dream I had last night, I am going to definately need more Caroline in my shower.

I don't know what's going on with all you dudes, but I hope you're all well.

Escusado Helado de DF

Here it is boys. The Kafkaesque abounds in DF still. This photo was taken in a Mexico City bath room after a freezing rain storm a couple of weeks ago.

Jesus Broke His Arm

Nosotros No Tenemos Camera Digital

Since we don't have a camera yet we are unable to post the strange, beautiful, and interesting sites of Asuncion. One will be bought and then the gloves will be taken off. All requests will be considered. Average Dudes be carefull what you ask for.

Here We Go Again....Vamo a Paraguay!

jews aren't supposed to believe in hell...

jesus christ man, your fellow average dude is in mortal peril!

as we speak, young zer0 is seeking refuge in a cheap motel bathroom inhaling what may or may not be poison while parusing what may or not be holiday porn all in an effort to choke out the misery that lies in wait to continue the hellish nightmare that is the "family outing"

'chuckle, chuckle', you might think, 'oh less than zer0, you roguish scamp, you, everyone dislikes family to-gether time!' if only it were a simple case of familial tomfoolery!
i can say without a hint of hyperbole that my sister is the spawn of satan. or some matter of butter-troll ass-goblin spewed forth from some unholy marriage of the marquis de sade's godless seed emulsifying with pol pot's soiled ovum in hitler's rotting womb... again, you think this an old matter of charming sibling rivalry. average dudes, i cannot express this enough, this is hell. every dude here has that balance-the one who pushes them to the edge and the one who brings them back. ever since i was capable of conscious thought it has been she who has strayed my hand to the blade...and her eager voice right there alongside coaxing it lovingly to my throat. she is a manipulative rotten bitch who loves nothing more than to be cruel to me, make me lose my temper, make me look bad in front of the rest of the family, or her personal triumph-dampening my normaly steely baby blues.

care packages are appreciated. contact iceman for mailing info.

No Fucking Way!

Once again, one step closer to having seen everything. The only thing wilder than a trip through a Paraguayan cementary would be a trip through a Paraguayan cementary on acid.