No Sitch Here

Freezin' Donk Balls but Will Survives

The temp has dropped to the point where my termo nozzle freezes in the cab of my truck on the way to and from work, but I still have not fixed the heater. Are there any out there who still think Will will cave?

Keep in mind, it IS going to get even colder before it gets warmer.

Kazakhstan meets The Guay

2007 Sitch Point Awards

Well dudes its time for the annual sitch point assements and rewards. From Oso's point of view it has been a minamalist type of year. Acouple points here, bumping your brand new truck into another in the quest to not violate the local parking regs. Maybe a couple of other points for things that are not remembered. Does one have to be concious to receive points, nope(last years gin soaked xmas fiasco iis testament to that). Perhaps the laargest number of points that I could be awarded would be for a very strange and somewhat disturbing rash/infection that I encountered in the Guay. Details can be obtained by directly talking to Oso(Ed I didn't want to gross you out with the details). SO at the end of the year I'd say about negative 1000 points for me.
I have observed some very sitchy sitches that merit attention. Pehaps the most fucked up one is of a relative(who will remain unnamed). Several sitches. One is the septic tank and toilet paper sitch. The guy(a dude would never do this) managed to completely stuff his septic tank with tp. How you ask. By using 6 rolls of paper per shit! Its an Obsessive Compulsive sitch. While we were staying at his house for the New Years holiday (4 nights) we couldn't use the toilet. So it was down to the McDonalds for a Egg McMuffin and a dump. What the fuck! Points awarded -10000 for him and another-1000 for me having been stupied enough to stay there.
The guys other sitch is that he refuses to work and has no income and still manages to drink a 12 pack or so each night. I just don''t know anyway another 5000 points.
Perhaps another fairly extreme sitch is that of a good friend of mine. He was helping me do my kitchen and his wife(actually mother of his child) was at his mom's house for a few days. She called over 20 times one day but the cell phone was left at home so no answer. He got home around midnight . The door burst open and the woman walked in(after driving 60 miles in very bad weather) and yelled at him demanding to know where the bitch he(in her mind) was fucking was. He looked at her with a wtf type attitude and said he was getting ready to crash after a hard days work. She stormed out of the house and drove the 60 miles back to moms in laws.
How many points? Id say about 5000.
So dudes its time to look back and assess the year from a sitch point of view. Ice has the will to do nothing and truck heater sitch. Katweazel has a turkey sitch. Pollo is in the midst of the 2 year continuing sitch. I don't know of any specific sitch that Ed is in but I am sure there is one.
Seeing that I am going to the Guay in a couple of weeks there will be a fresh supply of McPussy pads and possibly other Mcpussy cleaning products to be awarded. perhaps the award ceremony will take place at Upper Red Lake.
So don't be shy. Put your nominations in now. The dudes in Switzerland are waiting to make the call!
Yes, shitting your pants does qualify for points!