Rough Times All Around For Average Dudes

Well dudes, unemployment is high, nasty domestic sitches are spiralling out of control, and there seems to only be one full beer left in the fridge. Fortunately, beer is still legal, and we can get more.

We may soon require an average dude rally to up the morale of average dudes, whereever they may be lurking these days. I think Brazil would be the best place to do this. Of course Moco Joe stipulates a brief stop in Bolivia on the way to stock up on the necessary vitamins.

Any other suggestions (Assuming the bridge of no hope is out of the question)?