No Fucking Way!
Once again, one step closer to having seen everything. The only thing wilder than a trip through a Paraguayan cementary would be a trip through a Paraguayan cementary on acid.
posted by Iceman at 9:41 PM
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Once again, one step closer to having seen everything. The only thing wilder than a trip through a Paraguayan cementary would be a trip through a Paraguayan cementary on acid.
Previous Posts
- Oh well, I guess we'll just have to drink beer and...
- Holy Shit! So that's where all the Uruguayans hav...
- always outnumbered, never outgunned
- Work is for those who don't fish.
- The Castle
- The Castle
- fux0rs
- This is what I have to say!
- "Let Your Fingers Do The Walking"
- It's Hotter than HELL, Jesus must be comin' black!
9 Comments:
Wow, apparantly if you click on the photo it automatically zooms in. I highly recommend clicking on this one to get Pollos full reaction.
Probably a bunch of bones in arotting casket...That's our fate unless of course one gets cremated and shot out of a cannon a la Hunter S thompson. How about being loaded into a bunch of shot gun shells and being taken aaround the world and shot in different locations?
Never knew about the zoom feature. Went back and tried it on the Culo cam. Very cool. Try it cuzed you will like it
Nothing's sacred.
I recently found out that the word cool, as we say it in english, means asshole in Portuguese. I guess that makes the culo cam all the cooler.
goddamn that is some funny fucking dialogue!
note to those who email pollos ajenos...yahoo just went horizontal and eveything is sitched up beyond response capacity...
uh oh, now the blog went horzi...must check with A to see what modifications were done to my machine....
paraguay goth fact..two years after the Ycua Bolanos supermarket human roasting sesh, the guay has gone from day of mourning in which the country shut down and nobody worked to a minute of national silence in which everybody got a minute off of work to some free bumper stickers demanding justice, whatever the hell that means...
back to verticle....
post zoom reflection...another reason to be calle Pollo....
Wow dude, I thought you were going vertigo, but it was just horizontal. Wait, we all get horizontal from time to time. That's one of the things we live for. Hablando de eso, dreams have been great, very Brazilian.
God damn, I talked to Oso on the phone tonight, and he told me about shooting 125 lb halibet in the head with 410 shot gun. It may be a while before I get those images out of my head.
Oh and Oso, I guess I was so stunned that I did not ask... Why a 410 shotgun? Why not a pistol, or a 20 guage, or an aluminum bat? Oh, and I really need to know, was it a slug or buckshot style. It may help the imagery to know the fine details. Oh and how big is the brain? There is a scene in Napoleon Dynomite where a farmer shoots a cow in the head with a shotgun. I always thought is was ludicrous, since all you need is a .22 cal. or a knife and knowledge of where the brain is. I guess I forgot about the slug option.
Anyway, I digress.
Cheers mates. Oh, hablando de mates, just got back from Pirates II. Damn, Capt. J. Sparrow gets even more schniked with the rum. That dude needs a personal assistant.
Glad you asked(or is it aksst). For fish under 100 lbs a beating with an aluminum bat will suffice. For the larger ones they have to be killed before being brought on board(a big fish flopping around on board could break somebodies leg or even worse. They use shot(what size I am not sure) Actually the shot doesn't kill the fish its the pressure from the shot being fired. A 22 would probably just piss the fish off. 20 gauge would destroy to much. But one must watch for pieces of shot in the fish. Brains never saw any
COOL CULO CAM COMING TO CIITYWIDE CINEMAS(rhymes with ENEMA)
things have gotten back to verticle again and i am able to reply....mars is getting close to earth, and i did live in the bermuda triangle, and i do live in the guay...ask me now question, i tell you no lies....
moco joe is being deported.
Post a Comment
<< Home