Friday, August 04, 2006

jews aren't supposed to believe in hell...

jesus christ man, your fellow average dude is in mortal peril!

as we speak, young zer0 is seeking refuge in a cheap motel bathroom inhaling what may or may not be poison while parusing what may or not be holiday porn all in an effort to choke out the misery that lies in wait to continue the hellish nightmare that is the "family outing"

'chuckle, chuckle', you might think, 'oh less than zer0, you roguish scamp, you, everyone dislikes family to-gether time!' if only it were a simple case of familial tomfoolery!
i can say without a hint of hyperbole that my sister is the spawn of satan. or some matter of butter-troll ass-goblin spewed forth from some unholy marriage of the marquis de sade's godless seed emulsifying with pol pot's soiled ovum in hitler's rotting womb... again, you think this an old matter of charming sibling rivalry. average dudes, i cannot express this enough, this is hell. every dude here has that balance-the one who pushes them to the edge and the one who brings them back. ever since i was capable of conscious thought it has been she who has strayed my hand to the blade...and her eager voice right there alongside coaxing it lovingly to my throat. she is a manipulative rotten bitch who loves nothing more than to be cruel to me, make me lose my temper, make me look bad in front of the rest of the family, or her personal triumph-dampening my normaly steely baby blues.

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6 Comments:

Blogger pollo said...

come out, come out, wherever you are! into family sitches we are born, but we still have the choice to bail...1000 mas o menos gets you a ticket to the Guay.
sitting in front of the judge today and hearing yet more false accusations voiced against me i flinched not...i stated my resons for being in that given reality, in that courtroom, in this sitch...fuck the rest and their despair....reread your poem that caused such reaction...

5:47 PM  
Blogger Iceman said...

<0, brilliant rant, but I must agree with fellow ave. dude, pollo, that it is time to move on.

Shit man, why give the sis so much power? Just bail.

If you think things are sitchy now, whoa! Just wait until you are a dirty thirty!

8:17 PM  
Blogger <0 said...

bailing was not an option...

ah nevermind.
it's not important

4:52 AM  
Blogger pollo said...

i didn't bail either.

6:46 PM  
Blogger <0 said...

thanks pollo. one day i won't care anymore. there'll be blood on my hands, but it won't matter to me. everything will be a-okay!

1:16 AM  
Blogger pollo said...

<0,
not bailing is an option, as, to be sure, you know.
everything will be okay?
i will take that as ferocious sarcasm.....

8:13 PM  

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