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The Average Dudes Manifesto

Average Dudes just try to do their thing and keep away from ishes, but everywhere we get schniked. Why is it so hard for people just to leave Average Dudes alone?

I guess that means that despite the fact that we put forth little to no effort, we have a tremendous power over people.

They just give it us.

Moreover, they're pissed that we have so much effortless power over them; and they know that it is futile to try to have a power struggle with us, since we will most likely not engage, taking away even more of their power, leaving them with no recourse but to go to figures of social authority over us: the courts, the lawyers, parents, their support groups, or whomever.

And so, the Average dude kicks back, drinks beer, and watches the chaos from as far away as possible.

Then every once in a while we have to deal, only because not dealing is not an option, so we go and deal.

Then we take our kick in the nuts for doing absolutely nothing to anyone other than trying to benefit humanity.

A copy of the manifesto will be posted on Average Dudes' Ranch Flophouse within the next 7-9 years.

Perch Bigger Than Your Head!

Just in case you missed it first time, roll on evolution

hypno-boobz?

so i found this boy prostitute-

well i assume he's a prostitute-maybe he really is just a masseuse-as prostitutes rarely show their faces in their ad photos, but, i could be wrong; i don't claim to have the greatest "pro-dar" in the world, but it seems as though more and more of our population is being forced to turn to alternate sources of income-an issue near and dear to me as someone on the verge of homelessness, hopelessness, and economic ruin myself-but back to our young male friend, such a spawning of contradictions and dualities, the likes of which have never before been seen by one such as me-or he-but the pointlessness doesn't escape me, even without a pointed cap, and i have a hard time proving what i'm here for...

oh, and didn't mean to sausage it up in here-i know the rulez-here's some boobz:

yeah...hypno-boobz.

Pollo Malo

Campesinos y policias en el Guay