The Average Dudes Manifesto
Average Dudes just try to do their thing and keep away from ishes, but everywhere we get schniked. Why is it so hard for people just to leave Average Dudes alone?
I guess that means that despite the fact that we put forth little to no effort, we have a tremendous power over people.
They just give it us.
Moreover, they're pissed that we have so much effortless power over them; and they know that it is futile to try to have a power struggle with us, since we will most likely not engage, taking away even more of their power, leaving them with no recourse but to go to figures of social authority over us: the courts, the lawyers, parents, their support groups, or whomever.
And so, the Average dude kicks back, drinks beer, and watches the chaos from as far away as possible.
Then every once in a while we have to deal, only because not dealing is not an option, so we go and deal.
Then we take our kick in the nuts for doing absolutely nothing to anyone other than trying to benefit humanity.
A copy of the manifesto will be posted on Average Dudes' Ranch Flophouse within the next 7-9 years.
I guess that means that despite the fact that we put forth little to no effort, we have a tremendous power over people.
They just give it us.
Moreover, they're pissed that we have so much effortless power over them; and they know that it is futile to try to have a power struggle with us, since we will most likely not engage, taking away even more of their power, leaving them with no recourse but to go to figures of social authority over us: the courts, the lawyers, parents, their support groups, or whomever.
And so, the Average dude kicks back, drinks beer, and watches the chaos from as far away as possible.
Then every once in a while we have to deal, only because not dealing is not an option, so we go and deal.
Then we take our kick in the nuts for doing absolutely nothing to anyone other than trying to benefit humanity.
A copy of the manifesto will be posted on Average Dudes' Ranch Flophouse within the next 7-9 years.
posted by Iceman at 7:31 PM
5 Comments:
Will appreciates the posting of the Manifesto, as he was just about to do it himself.
the consequences of average dudedom might be alleviate if average dudes wear nut cups.
at least that way you can walk away with a grin instead of a grimace.
Nut cups? Duuuuude what are you thinking? Have you ever tried to take a piss in subzero weather wearing a cup? Life is not a game of football. One reason I liked cross country running was you didn't have to wear a cup.....hell you could wear boxers.
The average dudes have nothing to lose........
yes i have as a matter of fact as a youth playing outdoor hockey all winter, and as long as the cup is not made out of stainless steel and it has a nice fur lining, it can be a very practical device for those prone to getting hit in the gonads.
and really, i was just talking about figurative nut cups.
i agree though, average dudes have nothing to lose... just like they say in football, it's not whether you win or lose but how you play the game. if you play at all.
however, is it really possible to avoid playing the game at least at some level?
Sorry Ed. I forgot you are a Sotan and that you might have played outdoor ice hockey as a kid.
Being a native So Caler makes it hard to imagine pissing with a furlined nut cup on in freezing weather.
Speaking of football, HOw bout them Browns? I hope you don't have derek anderson on your fantasy team. Browns suck.
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