Shrove Tuesday
Well, Oso, I'm sure you've realized by now the answer to the question you posed last night, "When is marti gras anyway?"
Sitch point update: in addition to my current 9,000, I claim 5,000 more for leaving my only guampa 400 miles north of here, 10,000 more for having my dad call me evil and express regret about my being born. Grand total 24,000 sitch points. However, I'll get some negs when Oso mails me his guampa that froze in his truck.
Oso was somehow able to escape the weekend with neutral sitch points to my knowledge. Who knows what happened at the air port THIS time. I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Sitch point update: in addition to my current 9,000, I claim 5,000 more for leaving my only guampa 400 miles north of here, 10,000 more for having my dad call me evil and express regret about my being born. Grand total 24,000 sitch points. However, I'll get some negs when Oso mails me his guampa that froze in his truck.
Oso was somehow able to escape the weekend with neutral sitch points to my knowledge. Who knows what happened at the air port THIS time. I guess we'll have to wait and see.
posted by Iceman at 5:46 PM
15 Comments:
Zero sitch points at the airport.
I think we both got 5000 points for having our beer freeze and another 1000 for having to waatch your dad drink beer in front of us.
Guampa is in the mail!
Thanks Oso, I will deduct 1,000 immediately, and the other 4,000 will be deducted upon delivery of the guampa.
About the beer sitch points, we cannot forget that we drank the last two beers in front of my dad, who had none left. He was even the one who thawed them out. Does this mean we all get points?
Maybe that is why your dad went off about your writing. I won't award myself points for that. I saw Toddaround doesn't he. Then again if you had to piss all the time on OPrah yesterday. He sure moves you'd be moving too.
Something wierd happened there. Well you know what I am trying to say.
Ice,
You are mighty liberal with those sitch points! I only gave myself a couple thow for having to sell my house and downsize in the next two weeks. Though that is what makes this game so fun I suppose, the subjective nature of everyone's own private reality. Our own little pieces of shit! Sitchy indeed.
I just wish I could have been there to hear your dad go off on your writing. If I were you I would send him a daily e-mail containing the best of your new book. Stick it to him, and damn right you guys drank beer in front of him as he did to you. Its called karma.
Tit for tat mofos often find themselves without a tit or short on tat. Sitch points for such small mindedness: 5,000.
I just read today that 10% of the world's beer drinkers consume 43% of the world's beer, consuming on average 1 gallon a day. Bottoms up!
I am going to claim some sitch points for being left behind last weekend: 150
I'm about to bust the roof on 4,000! Where's Pollo in all this?
Hey, let's buy an average dude ranch in the Guay, right next to the Rev. Moon and Dubya. Ten bucks sez they'll be bummin' bong hits from us before the decade's done.
Who would Jesus bomb?
running tally for Cuzed: 4,015 plus the 150 I claim for missin' the fissin' and the 7,000 Pollo declared as sitch points for not going equals 11,165 sitch points and I'm feeling fine.
i have no sitch! points to claim, things in the works don't count and i feel fine.
didn't bush buy up the land next to moon? with bolivia next door as well? iceman can set up a stand offering DEET dips, which includes a beer, of course.
by the way, about the guampas. Todo Guampa has a store in LA and a website, i think, and you can order stuff, yerba as well.
Thanks for the heads up about the guampa store Pollo. It may come in handy for avoiding future sitch points.
Cuzed, although I admire you're ability to self-apply a mere 2 thow sitch points for the downsize, I must say that the needle on the Potential Sitchometer is off the charts for when we have to actually make the move. I'm thinking of the piano, of course, not to mention what always happens when you get two average dudes together to perform a serious task.
don't worry ice, the piano will not be moved by us and it's not even going to the new house. pollo is right, can't really claim sitch points for something that has yet to happen, though one could make a case that the mere thought of all that hard and precarious physical labor is sitchy indeed. I say we each get 5 sitch points just for being aware of how much work we'll be doing. nice to have you on board ice!
I get -100 points for being far away from this fiasco. Its who would Jesus bong?
Aright, I have received the guampa from Oso. -5,000 sitch points. In fact, I'm not feeling sitched at all. I'm going to go ahead and nuetralize my sitch points, and put myself back to 0.
i sense pollo might be riding the bench on this turny. i think we all deserve some sitch points for not getting to challenge last turny winner. i call -350 for oso, ice and cuzed, and -56 for cuzed for bein' snowed in and having to miss a trip to the big easy. that may come out in the wash, but who will do the laundry?
time to mix a cocktail +43.
Ed. Negative sitch points are good. Positive sitch points are bad. A cocktail worthy of +43 pts would be a Chaiarman Mao's revenge: 2oz great wall vodka, 8 ozs gingdao beer, and tomatoe juice in a macdonalds happy cup. How many points does one get for turning 50 years old?
-50
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