Oh Shit! We are going to get hammered!
posted by Oso blanco at 6:45 AM
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9 Comments:
Good thing you're bringing your blaze orange jump suit. You may want to include a parachute as well.
Had to get a new suit. In order to avoid potential sitch points my new suit is blaze. It is amazing how well you can be seen in a white out wearing blaze. Also good for hiding in pumpkin patches.
What color cape does one wear with blaze?
I'd go for a purple cape. What the hell.
Of course if you are hard up for sitch points, try sporting a rainbow colored one.
Speaking of sitch points: I declare 5,000 sitch points for being well on my way to being fired again by a principal who is even more clueless than the last.
1,000 additional sitch points for having the pharmacist refuse to fill my script with tussinex, insisting that Robotussin is the same thing.
purple cape.
just in case you freeze balls.
3,000 sitch points for puking into my coffee mug on the way to work this morning.
Cuz ed claims 500 for listening to the whole story.
I used to have a cape with a letter "B" on it.
Pollo, there is no "just in case you freeze balls" on the Red Lake. It's more like freeze balls no matter what. Therefore, I'd say a purple velvet curtain would suffice as the cape of choice.
guaranteed to Freeze Balls..he who does not go gets 7000 points and two McPussy pads..
well according to Pollo I'm up 7,000 sitch points. I'm about to bust the roof on 10,000!
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