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posted by Oso blanco at 12:34 PM
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i've seen that shirt before...
Yeah, that looks like a dude who would be willing to freeze balls on the upper red lake.
i say we forget the ice house and just sit on buckets.
I have never fished in an ice house, shed, tent or anyother structure. I have my Home Despot bucket(bright orange) and my Cabelas blaze orange snowsuit. could be dangerous with fing pumpkin killers around though. We have also laid a blanket out on the ice and sunbathed. Of course only your face gets the sun. Must be below zero so blanket doesn;t get wet.
Oso blanco, you live up to your name to be sure. I am not that tolerant of the cold after years of southern living. People around here would give me McPussy pads if they knew what they were and had some available.
You can sit on your bucket outside the icehouse door and hand us beers.
Do you use a hand-powered auger too? That would be considered extremely hardcore, even by the most hardcore of locals. However, the dying generation would consider even hardcore dudes to be pussies these days.
i'm not sure what you folks in cleveburg consider to be winter but up norte by ely on the great red lake winter's a bitch with the bite of a bitter bastard. it ain't fer the feeble nor those who prefer warmth to frostbite like the iceman.
problem is never the temperature, but the wind chill.
however, that's not to say that home despot buckets won't suffice, though if we have an ice house i agree with ice, oso can hand us beers.
Auger? What's that? I use a spud bar and open up previously occupied holes. I did see some guys in a hut type thing there was this funny smelling smoke coming out of it. What's that about? Yeah I will hand you beers 1 for them 3 for me. Although I usually don't drink on the ice cause it lowers your body temperature and you need every bit of warmth you can get. I do need a new pair of mittens though. Shit its 2 monthes until MLK day!
What's a spud bar? I usually go into someone's icehouse and fish through the holes they already made with their power augers.
Funny thing about augers though. It's a doble sentida. One one hand, one can use an augerer to drill through ice, but an ancient Roman would consult an augerer to find out if he was going to die that day or not.
A spud bar is a long bar with a chisel type head. you use it for spudding a roof(on a tar roof with rocks you knock all of the rocks away). Not to be confused with Spud Bar where you find a bunch of couch potatoes drinking miller lite or some other swill(nunca nunca Colt 45).
or the spud bar that lets one load up a hot potatoe with all sorts of crazy shit that eventually leads to coach potatoism
or the spud bar that lets one load up a hot potatoe with all sorts of crazy shit that eventually leads to coach potatoism
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