Common mistakes made while taking a shit
Sometimes the gallery is hung upside down for effect. This is not good. There are those who would say that time is on our side. That would not be good either, if it were true. When considering the push, as it makes its way to shove, one should always keep to the right of left. With that in mind, veer recklessly off course and see what happens; it couldn't get much worse.
posted by CUZED at 11:37 AM
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Is it Okay to comment on your own post? If it isn't I'm gonna do it enaway.
Through out history we've developed the ability to capture cricket spittle; clearly this is an advance as, at least from my limited viewpoint, cricket spittle is somewhat hard to isolate much less capture.
It would seem that with the dawn of such resplendid technological capabilities and advances, our non-somatic realities would offer slightly less cause for concern; though any body with a body would know just what is meant by harping on the obvious.
In the end it is the firefly that holds the mystery, and crickets're found spitting on the barroom floor (a cantankerous motherfucker that one)legs rubbing together in extasy - fantastically synchonized with the facts at hand.
Perhaps it would be funnier at night?
CuzEd,
have you considered having a bidet installed in you bathroom? It soothes the effects that result from many mistakes made when taking a shit. As for commenting on your own post, it is ok until masterbation becomes illegal, at which time we will, once again, be criminals. Guilty at last, guilty at last, guilty at last!
U forgot to thank God almighty for being free at last Pollo.
A boy can dream. A bidet would most certainly ease the pain of mistake making while shitting...or at least it sure is pretty to think so.
Funny that the bidet is mentioned. I bet oso blanco would love one.
It has become a personal goal of mine to have one again.
Someday, I will have a bidet again. On that day, I will need a new goal.
Yeah like being able to piss while sitting down.
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