I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
This is Moco Joe's uncle Theodore.
Note the signature red scarf and brew in right hand.
Note the signature red scarf and brew in right hand.
posted by Iceman at 3:12 PM
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posted by Iceman at 3:12 PM
13 Comments:
¡QUE VIVA TEDDY!
Theodore hates being called Ted or Teddy or even Theo for that matter. I'm not sure what his ish is, but he's made that very clear on numerous occasions.
i did not know that.
Oh yeah, and he only drinks Canadian beer. Says it doesn't get skunky like all that foreign beer. I tried to tell him that we were not in Canada, but he kept pointing at the snow we still have, and I could see his point.
I had a friend named Theodore. Around 5th grade a teacher strted calling him Ted and it stuck. His mom used to call him Theo.
He only drinks Canadian beer? Is he a Minnesotan?
Has Theodore met Todd?
Is Moosehead a Canadian beer? Cause that's some of the skunkyist shit I have drank.
farging frostback canucks! they do make good beer though they use water from minnesota to do it.
duz king kong got hair on his balls?
Moosehead is Candadian, and yeah, pretty skunky. Theodore is obviously a bit altered. However, he is not altered to the point where he cannot answer cuz ed's question about King Kongs balls. Theodore is 99.9% sure that King Kong has hair on his balls.
Theodore and Todd rarely cross paths, as Todd is more of an indoor dude, and Theodore is rarely allowed anywhere indoors. It's ironic though, since Theodore can at least control his piss, where as Todd wizzes all over the place, and leaves lights on to boot.
Oh well, life is ironic isn't it.
ironic is life, and its why we drink beer and oso is afraid of my driving at night on ice and snow in the middle of nowhere, to keep the irony going long enough to appreciate its ironic nature.
irony for it's own sake.
who the fuck is todd?
he better not be a frostback, or an ioweigan for that matter...
Todd lives in the window of the oldest bar in St Paul.
Its the passing that scares me.
Its the passing that scares me.
i was just keeping things interesting oso.
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